Here it is, this week's episode.Some people start a purse collection on my roof, a guy tries to walk into a restroom with me in it, and I try to weird out my boss with no-context emojis.
I'm informed that regurgitated coffee beans are a good exfoliant, a film crew visits my job, and I complete an absurdly large order.
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Club songs are nonsensical, some creature peeps at me through the dark (complete with a movie trailer), and a guy can't buy anything with a buck-fifty (the struggle). Tune in!